bout to go to UVA tomorrow and i expect everyones face to be permanently stuck like this the next morning.
bout to go to UVA tomorrow and i expect everyones face to be permanently stuck like this the next morning.
happy 21st to my homeboy, sean single. please be alive tomorrow. missyabmn!
lmao “the day you slept in the bushes for two hours….hahah i think i was more passed the fuck out then sleeping
My Birthday Present To You
GPOYW - Top this edition
dear lord…. im in love with this….. let me guess the leaf blower is in front of your junk pouch because that green suit shows a little to much bulge…….eh?
Times the 10 dollar bill by 50, and this picture has everything the court tried to take away from me. But today i wasnt havin none of that bullshit. I slapped the judge in the face and said “bitch, who you think you talkin to?” He kindly replied “oh dear i didnt recognize you mr.single, heres your license back and dont worry about that 500 dollar fine. ill get that cleaned up for you sir.”……… yah…..thats exactly how it went.
Me and Sora went and saw Alice In Wonderland in 3D today. It was super cool and i was super baked. :]